The Wizard, Lord Joel Silver, and Red Dawn

Sorry about the delay -- I had to return some videotapes.

"It was five to one. I got four."
-Red Dawn

"Having been ripped off, lied to and stabbed in the back by this individual, I'd really rather NOT be giving the fellow any more 'air time.' I'd prefer not to be reminded of his continued existence, frankly. If he's hit by a bus--let me know so I can go piss on his grave--otherwise, give it a rest."
-Erik Larsen on Rob Liefeld

"I want my guys back."
-CSI

"My dad owns a dealership."
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Nooooooooo!"
-Revenge of the Sith

"The only time I use women in films is when they're naked or dead."
-Joel Silver

"So deep I don't know what the fuck it means."
-The Last Boy Scout, First Draft

"With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms."
-Hunter S. Thompson

"I'm more of a refined kind of human being."
-Bad Boys 2

"I love the Power Glove. It's so bad."
-The Wizard