David Koepp, Entourage, and The Butterscotch Stallion

"Only a hack will just shoot what you wrote. Somebody who cares develops it into your own thing."
-David Koepp

"Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies."
-Secondhand Lions

"I'm no good at what I'm being succesfull at."
-Broadcast News

"They are only getting what they justly deserve."
-Ronald fucking Reagan

"He quit cigarettes, not pussy."
-Entourage

"The Butterscotch Stallion."
-Gossip rags referring to Owen Wilson

"Yellow to red!"
"What the fuck does a Samoan know about hotwiring a fucking car?"
"50,000 cars stolen in Samoa every year."
"Well, a million in Detroit."
"Detroit has 50 million cars. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen."
-Land of the Dead